Lanes



Don't you just hate those lane hoggers. Those inconsiderate people who find a lane and regardless of their speed or the speed of the rest of the traffic, or the recommended speed for that lane, just stay there. No I'm not talking motorways, but much worse and more annoying than that, it's swimming pools!

This morning (as a totally coincidental for instance) I get into one of 4 "medium" lanes (there are 2 "slow" and 2 "fast". first of all, 2 other people follow me in, making 4 in the lane (yes I can count, there was one in there already, 1+1+2=4. In the medium lane next door, there is one person, ONE. Yet four in mine. To make matters worse, the one is slow. Not just "a little less than medium" slow, but "give him a prod to check he's still alive" slow. OK he's old as well, but is that an excuse for ignorance? No, I don't think so.

Get in the slow lane Grandad Before I sweep you aside with mighty tidal wave caused by my over-enthusiastic breast stroke.

Just another one of the endless examples of man's inconsideration (word?) toward man. Costs you nothing. Think for goodness sake! Am I having a negative affect on others for no other reason than ignorance, idleness and even self-gratification?

I have 20 minutes to get this knackered old body moving, so treading water behind you is not an option. So Monday morning, beware, I'll be back and Sid my imaginary pet shark will be with me.

You have been warned!

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